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Friday, Aug. 02, 2002 | link I've been thinking about this gym thing for a long time now, and I've come up with some really great ideas to make it even better than it already is: Gymprison, the Gym-based Reality Show! To keep things interesting, there'll be a well-stocked kitchen full of good (bad) food, such as egg whites and spit-flavored energy bars, as well as tempting, fat-people food (fried Snickers bars, coconut milk). Each morsel of food a contestant ingests will be reported online, along with its fat and caloric values. Heart rates and up-to-the-minute reports about calories burned will also be available to the audience at home. To tempt contestants into eating less or exercising more, viewers can send encouraging messages ("Faster, fatty, FASTER! You think that chicken pot pie is going to work itself off that ass?"), which will stream across the screens of the contestants' elliptical trainers as they work out. Sex between players (something that will be encouraged because it will both boost ratings and increase the number of calories burned ... especially if contestants strap weights to their bodies before they go at it) will also be monitored closely. Confrontational Tae Bo classes will provide the perfect playing field for psych-outs (and other gymbroglios!) between contestants. "Do I smell fried chicken?" one might whisper to the other as they stand, side by side, rabbit punching their invisible speed bags. Oh and the tanning booth will serve as the confessional. That's right, it's Gymprison, the Gym-based Reality Show! Accept no gymitation! Gym Membership at MOMA! Harness the Power, Make Tofutti!
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