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follow me! Wednesday, Apr. 02, 2008
evany doesn't live here anymore! Thursday, Mar. 20, 2008
bon voyage, pug boat Monday, Mar. 17, 2008
the pug boat has landed! Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008
a new case for the bloodhound gang Thursday, Mar. 06, 2008
I could just gobble them up! Tuesday, Mar. 04, 2008
run-of-the-mill crazy Monday, Mar. 03, 2008
my life as a mutual of omaha commercial Sunday, Mar. 02, 2008
here we o! Saturday, Mar. 01, 2008
he knows we have animals, right? Friday, Dec. 21, 2007
trash talk Thursday, Dec. 20, 2007
heigh ho, silver, away Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007
I'm right here! Monday, Oct. 01, 2007
scenes from a mall Wednesday, May. 23, 2007
and you were there, and you, and you! Saturday, Apr. 28, 2007
links, photos, and a splendid cause Thursday, Apr. 19, 2007
thumb-typing at you from the oakland airport Friday, Apr. 06, 2007
the cream of some hyundai Thursday, Apr. 05, 2007
a month of phat tuesdays! Thursday, Mar. 29, 2007
the great go-between caper! Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007
two days in the life Sunday, Mar. 18, 2007
pop art Friday, Mar. 09, 2007
refrigeratorrings! Thursday, Mar. 08, 2007
big news in fashion Wednesday, Mar. 07, 2007
a bootyful day Tuesday, Mar. 06, 2007
cookies on demand Monday, Mar. 05, 2007
chili con awesome Thursday, Mar. 01, 2007
pigstar vs. mongoose! Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007
bring the noise pop! (thursday) Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2007
best tagline going Monday, Feb. 26, 2007
my new favorite thing: my very own sutro tower painting! Saturday, Feb. 24, 2007
in which I give you hell Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007
a breathless story about a small series of events Thursday, Feb. 22, 2007
from baby to benatards Wednesday, Feb. 21, 2007
scene from los angeles Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007
benatards tonight! Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007
a twice-chewed beaverwood v-day Wednesday, Feb. 14, 2007
so self-help me, god Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007
cupcakes, champagnes, sleep readings Tuesday, Feb. 06, 2007
ghost riders Sunday, Feb. 04, 2007
skin ranting for dollars! Saturday, Feb. 03, 2007
some current events Friday, Feb. 02, 2007
the bitter unfairness of food Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007
shut in Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007
from the late-night directTV channel guide Monday, Jan. 22, 2007
meanwhere and elsewhile Thursday, Jan. 18, 2007
another big idea Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007
pumpkin sigh Monday, Jan. 15, 2007
if I only had a brain Friday, Jan. 12, 2007
as I always suspected Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007
it's alive, sort of Tuesday, Jan. 09, 2007
still, still, still sicko Monday, Jan. 08, 2007
boy wonder Friday, Jan. 05, 2007
sicko! Thursday, Jan. 04, 2007
a great chance to do a small something Wednesday, Jan. 03, 2007
flying high, now Monday, Jan. 01, 2007
writing rutting season ends (temporarily) Tuesday, Dec. 19, 2006
barbapapa can you hear me? Monday, Dec. 18, 2006
ho, ho, noooo Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006
marbles kills a tree Saturday, Dec. 16, 2006
literally speaking Friday, Dec. 15, 2006
do I sound like a musical robot? Thursday, Dec. 14, 2006
chop, chop Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006
leslie Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006
just my lucky bun day Monday, Dec. 11, 2006
party all the time Sunday, Dec. 10, 2006
nothing but the tooth Saturday, Dec. 09, 2006
another hangover, another book sighting, another burning want Friday, Dec. 08, 2006
having a ball Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006
sip-sliding reminder! Wednesday, Dec. 06, 2006
sleeping around Tuesday, Dec. 05, 2006
oh my friends are all such gifts of giftedness! Monday, Dec. 04, 2006
the great flapping sound of dollars soaring out of my wallet Sunday, Dec. 03, 2006
going to put a recap in your ass Saturday, Dec. 02, 2006
are my plugs showing? Friday, Dec. 01, 2006
an etsy let's see Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006
lost posts and the disappointment of numbers Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006
just like baby smiles and double rainbows Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006
heady thoughts Monday, Nov. 27, 2006
madonna and friends Sunday, Nov. 26, 2006
sacks and balls (another recap) Saturday, Nov. 25, 2006
when is your birthday, again? Friday, Nov. 24, 2006
all stuffed up Thursday, Nov. 23, 2006
chestnuts and leather animals Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006
loving made with love by hannah Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2006
the unexpected sweetness hidden inside terrible events Monday, Nov. 20, 2006
THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS! Sunday, Nov. 19, 2006
again, again, again? Saturday, Nov. 18, 2006
more for the wishlist Friday, Nov. 17, 2006
won't somebody else please be my neighbor? Thursday, Nov. 16, 2006
the pig and the squirrel Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2006
ebay all the way Tuesday, Nov. 14, 2006
the three evanys Monday, Nov. 13, 2006
o yay! Sunday, Nov. 12, 2006
still totally desperate Saturday, Nov. 11, 2006
tummies moving in and out Friday, Nov. 10, 2006
the feel-great movie of the year Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006
unexpectedly unexpected Wednesday, Nov. 08, 2006
pain in the astrology Tuesday, Nov. 07 2006
(k)nots landing Monday, Nov. 06, 2006
a vagina dialogue Sunday, Nov. 05, 2006
more desperate times Saturday, Nov. 04, 2006
the song "talk, talk" by the band "talk, talk" on the album "talk, talk" Friday, Nov. 03, 2006
hair we go again Thursday, Nov. 02, 2006
nablopomo in motion Wednesday, Nov. 01, 2006
a halloween who's who Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2006
a book, an article, a monologue, and a hoodie Monday, Oct. 30, 2006
kentucky fried creepy Sunday, Oct. 29, 2006
drunken dispatch Saturday, Oct. 28, 2006
the technorati twostep Friday, Oct. 27, 2006
life made me this way Thursday, Oct. 26, 2006
ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Wednesday, Oct. 25, 2006
iced wheee! Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006
this town, is coming like a ghost town Monday, Oct. 23, 2006
vlack like me Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006
link roundup Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006
dispatch from the frozen food aisle Friday, Oct. 20, 2006
please leave my grandmother's pumpkin out of this Thursday, Oct. 19, 2006
fight, fight, fight Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006
my life as a cartoon Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2006
do I look flat in this? Monday, Oct. 16, 2006
another reading down Sunday, Oct. 15, 2006
it works! Saturday, Oct. 14, 2006
reading reminder Friday, Oct. 13, 2006
the new vernacular of bible thumping Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006
brain thoughts Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006
watch that smile slowly fade: a tip about toothpaste Tuesday, Oct. 10, 2006
whirlwind show and tell Monday, Oct. 09, 2006
jay mcyay! Sunday, Oct. 08, 2006
yoyos and chili and deer! Saturday, Oct. 07, 2006
a cutting-edge food thing Friday, Oct. 06, 2006
the art of the self-reflexive icon Thursday, Oct. 05, 2006
lingo lingoing lingone Wednesday, Oct. 04, 2006
a world gone wrong Tuesday, Oct. 03, 2006
neverending story Monday, Oct. 02, 2006
desperately typing Sunday, Oct. 01, 2006
guys like you, mickey Saturday, Sept. 30, 2006
heartbelt idea Friday, Sept. 29, 2006
dispatch from crab island Thursday, Sept. 28, 2006
how I learned to stop worrying and love the blog Wednesday, Sept. 27, 2006
crazy kids Tuesday, Sept. 26, 2006
an inspiration point Monday, Sept. 25, 2006
the secret lives of mall security Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006
punforgivable Saturday, Sept. 23, 2006
go to sleep Friday, Sept. 22, 2006
ode to marco (with a rebel yell) Thursday, Sept. 21, 2006
groan woman Wednesday, Sept. 20, 2006
my eyes are full of hearts for julia sweeney Tuesday, Sept. 19, 2006
a threat and a promise Monday, Sept. 18, 2006
pam on it! Monday, Sept. 18, 2006
plans for thursday nite? Wednesday, Sept. 06, 2006
excited to the corps! Tuesday, Sept. 05, 2006
bumbershoot to KILL Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006
piggy on a cone Monday, Aug. 28, 2006
sign my podcast? Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006
as promised: a mailbox obsession Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006
rise and shine Friday, Aug. 18, 2006
a random sampling Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006
choke collars, shh-ing, and other tails Thursday, Aug. 17, 2006
happy friendings Friday, Jul. 28, 2006
playboy oh boy Wednesday, Jul. 26, 2006
oh los angeles, you devil Thursday, Jul. 20, 2006
chocolate misunderstandings and other apologies Saturday, Jul. 15, 2006
robot greetings and more bra rah-rah Friday, Jul. 14, 2006
holy kuow Thursday, Jul. 13, 2006
some new theories Wednesday, Jul. 12, 2006
evany thomas: now available in seattle and portland! Tuesday, Jul. 11, 2006
nyc2, joan sweat, shitbeans Monday, Jul. 10, 2006
whiskey paul! Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006
up next! Thursday, Jun. 22, 2006
sleep and ice tour, leg one Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006
come cup my bottom in person! Tuesday, May. 30, 2006
going in for the jill Monday, May. 29, 2006
hey, honeycomb Wednesday, May. 17, 2006
rewind and fast-forward Friday, May. 12, 2006
a dog, a cat, and other signs of life Wednesday, May. 10, 2006
about how, about how, about how! Tuesday, May. 09, 2006
not the buzz of excitement Thursday, May. 04, 2006
ode to a robe Wednesday, May. 03, 2006
move! Tuesday, May. 02, 2006
slos on gma Sunday, Apr. 23, 2006
notes to self Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006
the key to inside my crazy Tuesday, Apr. 18, 2006
the sleep test: now working! Friday, Apr. 14, 2006
numo uno best diet! Wednesday, Apr. 12, 2006
sleep book a go! Tuesday, Apr. 11, 2006
small thoughts about a small site Monday, Apr. 10, 2006
not so hot spot heists Saturday, Apr. 08, 2006
modern fairytales Friday, Apr. 07, 2006
wheeeee! Thursday, Apr. 06, 2006
my friends are awesome Wednesday, Apr. 05, 2006
cats, thriller, and the rock Monday, Apr. 03, 2006
a (roman) link and a plea Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006
note to self: take egg off speed dial Thursday, Mar. 09, 2006
looking forward to looking back Monday, Mar. 06, 2006
small miracles Monday, Feb. 27, 2006
inflatable deer head (I WANT!) Saturday, Feb. 25, 2006
sex secrets of your bed! Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006
ugbeautiful Saturday, Feb. 04, 2006
my boyfriend the pot-head, etc. Monday, Jan. 23, 2006
epilating for dollars Sunday, Jan. 22, 2006
hm! Monday, Dec. 05, 2005
good things Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005
perfect bag two, electric boog-a-deux Tuesday, Nov. 01, 2005
american dreaming Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005
just one reisen Friday, Oct. 21, 2005
sniglets! Tuesday, Oct. 04, 2005
perfect bag update! Monday, Sept. 19, 2005
laid (off) in full! again! Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005
shoe enough! Thursday, Sept. 08, 2005
my endless summer Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2005
celine dion! Sunday, Sept. 04, 2005
my sexy, sexy commute Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005
san francisco moments Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005
crazy-train corporate suburbia + yosemite Thursday, Aug. 04, 2005
excerpt from the moment 4:20 Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005
everybody has a good time Monday, Jul. 18, 2005
chocktails! Friday, Jul. 15, 2005
face woes and other desperations Sunday, May. 22, 2005
thank you cindy from hawaii! Thursday, May. 05, 2005
grumpy Monday, Apr. 25, 2005
brain game imitates life! Wednesday, Apr. 20, 2005
blundering and ranting Saturday, Apr. 16, 2005
busy, busy, busy Sunday, Apr. 10, 2005
comedy, pote, ong-bak, laptop cozy Saturday, Mar. 26, 2005
toilet statues, bunions, disarmed Thursday, Mar. 24, 2005
reading, rocking, and a pending parental dinner Saturday, Feb. 26, 2005
nice things warming up on deck Wenesday, Feb. 23, 2005
you're the man now, dog Sunday, Feb. 20, 2005
dear drunk man Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005
smell the love Monday, Feb. 14, 2005
announcements, links, pics Friday, Feb. 11, 2005
more baggressive behavior Tuesday, Feb. 08, 2005
urine business Friday, Feb. 04, 2005
bag me! Sunday, Jan. 23, 2005
laundry etiquette, drug wishlists, re-pants Friday, Jan. 21, 2005
tamponed spirits + six thousand nested analogies Monday, Jan. 17, 2005
eno (eYES!), hiking, and sausage Monday, Dec. 06, 2004
cold and cake-crabby Friday, Dec. 03, 2004
the lights of my life Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2004
toasting the quails Thursday, Sept. 30, 2004
a clear sangria night Monday, Sept. 27, 2004
pixies! backstage! Friday, Sept. 24, 2004
pre-teen models, rhinestones, and other things I missed Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004
how much more black could it be? Wednesday, Sept. 22, 2004
adam + julia, oh my god Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004
back to work Monday, Sep. 20, 2004
end of a road trip, nyc, westward ho Thursday, Sept. 9, 2004
day 11: hard to sayre Saturday, Sept. 4, 2004
day 10: oh, hi! oh. Friday, Sept. 03, 2004
day 9: cake, art, and spider tower Friday, Sept. 03, 2004
day 8: speeding, eating, belting Thursday, Sept. 02, 2004
day 7: corn palace, pizza ogre, luck Wednesday, Sept. 01, 2004
day 6: did that badlands touch you? Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2004
day 5: where, when, how, and wyoming Monday, Aug. 30, 2004
day 4: hill and back Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004
day 3: a beehive state of mind saturday, Aug. 28, 2004
day 2: salt lick city Friday, Aug. 27, 2004
day 1: sand in the place where I live Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004
roadtrip begins! Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004
a garden state of mind Friday, Aug. 20, 2004
chic chico Thursday, Aug. 19, 2004
blue mooning Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004
happy-birthday-leisa pie Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004
links, finds, and activities Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004
bow wow wowed Sunday, Aug. 08, 2004
s'mores and wows and billy joel Friday, Aug. 06, 2004
she's got to halve it [UPDATED Wed.] Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004
better off redding Monday, Aug. 02, 2004
unemployment update Sunday, Aug. 01, 2004
ode to a bathroom Friday, Jul. 30, 2004
run to bourne Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004
mighty yosemite Monday, Jul. 26, 2004
jill diaries and an adieu Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004
enimas, eye patches, feel-better pills Sunday, Jul. 18, 2004
chihuahua brothers and princess cake Saturday, Jul. 17, 2004
diet, vet, moral perversion Friday, Jul. 16, 2004
so un-school! Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004
double chocolate, double fun Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004
the fourth, a cold, shrinkage Monday, Jul. 12, 2004
patton, presents, and a small fire Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004
mixing drinks, switching pills Friday, Jun. 04, 2004
rice pudding, pubic waxing, and 700-dollar shoes Wednesday, Jun. 02, 2004
more thoughts from nyc Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004
new york, administered orally Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004
pyt in nyc! Friday, Apr. 23, 2004
snack asses, scrubbables, and an exambush! Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004
midterms and eyelash perms Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004
pill poisoning Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004
loose change Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004
highs and lows of unemployment dining Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004
crazy talk, crazy times Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004
resume building Friday, Feb. 27, 2004
beginnings and endings, and drinks Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004
getting laid ... off! Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004
doings and goings Monday, Feb. 09, 2004
wouldn't it be awesome ... Thursday, Feb. 05, 2004
buy-buy now Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2004
hug it up Monday, Feb. 02, 2004
aww, peanut Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004
whirlwindy weekend Wednesday, Jan. 28, 2004
stoned cold pilling Friday, Jan. 23, 2004
helpy friends, brownies Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004
stirruptured funnybone! Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004
4 pounds: found? Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004
sanity-questioning sights, sounds Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004
so close Friday, Jan. 09, 2004
quick pics (nye, xmas, nups) Thursday, Jan. 08, 2004
secret games, gollum's brother, dirty mangos Wednesday, Jan. 07, 2004
christmas in san diego, again Thursday, Dec. 25, 2003
the winter dance (blurry pics + dress details) Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2003
keep an eye out Monday, Dec. 15, 2003
heard, saw, dropped Thursday, Dec. 11, 2003
horsies, words, and sleep deprivation Wednesday, Dec. 10, 2003
love and tender patches Tuesday, Dec. 09, 2003
the weighting game Tuesday, Dec. 02, 2003
so sew! Monday, Dec. 01, 2003
my boring brain, some ways to go crazy, and a yay Friday, Nov. 21, 2003
maribel, pokersavvy, and the bother Monday, Nov. 17, 2003
why I've never had a three-way, by evany thomas Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2003
biting boots and spinning skirts Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003
7-foot scooter squirrel, 15 fine-ass cookies, 2 halloween pics Friday, Nov. 07, 2003
don't tell mommy Thursday, Nov. 06, 2003
presents! Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003
hair irony Monday, Nov. 03, 2003
drunk and savaged Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003
pot o'clock and looking forward Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003
mistake lunch special Monday, Oct. 27, 2003
peaches shakes my tree Monday, Oct. 27, 2003
more sweating weather Friday, Oct. 24, 2003
online dating, plus strange writing self-critique detour Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003
cupcake weather and elliott smith Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003
words and colors and a question Friday, Oct. 17, 2003
all bottled up Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003
a biggie small idea Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2003
open letter to the class of '88 Tuesday, Oct. 14, 2003
california polls, miette open Monday, Oct. 06, 2003
confections of perfection Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003
a burning bitch Sunday, Sept. 28, 2003
boring list of complaints (archetypal journal entry!) Saturday, Sept. 27, 2003
system check Friday, Sept. 26, 2003
age-earned rules to live by (partial list) Thursday, Sept. 25, 2003
kupcakes and kills Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2003
sniffs and yosemite and lost in translation Monday, Sept. 22, 2003
nharcolepsy and irony Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003
dispatch from a moment (pretentious yet brief) Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003
los angeles do-over Friday, Sept. 12, 2003
write on! Sunday, Sept 07, 2003
toilet talk Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003
zoom, zoom, zoom! Tuesday, Sept. 02, 2003
tomorrow, today Sunday, Aug. 31, 2003
dance, dance, dance Friday, Aug. 29, 2003
more conversations with a cloud Thursday, Aug. 28, 2003
bus crazies! Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2003
barfing in LA Friday, Aug. 15, 2003
theories on heartache: a frolicking romp! Friday, Aug. 15, 2003
bands, quarters, cake Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003
busy friends and 80s nostalgia Monday, Jul. 21, 2003
a purse so cute, the world seems right again Thursday, Jul. 17, 2003
douglas coupland and al green, segways and drum corps Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003
Hollywood Shiticide Friday, Jun. 27, 2003
achy ass and chapped face, plus bugs Thursday, Jun. 26, 2003
happy birthday! Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003
core samples from planet evany Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
movies, mosquitos, building the brand Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2003
total outsider cake Monday, Jun. 02, 2003
hot prom action (with pics!) Thursday, May. 29, 2003
jill gets her PhD and I ... am kind of tall Tuesday, May. 20, 2003
pimp walks, iron pills, a squirrely top, and a sparkly smile Saturday, May. 03, 2003
home! Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2003
appendix hijinx Friday, Apr. 18, 2003
chokers wild! Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003
conversation with a cloud Friday, Apr. 04, 2003
elsewhile and meanwhere Thursday, Apr. 03, 2003
dirty digits and titty treats Monday, Mar. 31, 2003
thanks for the warning! Friday, Mar. 28, 2003
and repeat Monday, Mar. 24, 2003
getting unreal Tuesday, Mar. 18, 2003
pinchy koala monkeys Monday, Mar. 17, 2003
pubic knowledge Friday, Mar. 14, 2003
hand massage, balloon sex, and other craftiness Thursday, Mar. 06, 2003
salmon and ladybugs Friday, Feb. 28, 2003
groggy, groggy! Tuesday, Feb. 25, 2003
busy, like a beaver! Friday, Feb. 14, 2003
hot dog action Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2003
six year anniversary at the lex Sunday, Feb. 02, 2003
walking tall Wednesday, Jan. 29, 2003
shoes, booze, and getting tired Monday, Jan. 27, 2003
bleeding for peace Monday, Jan. 20, 2003
maid in manhattan cleans up! Friday, Jan. 17, 2003
with a little luck, you too can be on the radio Wednesday, Jan. 15, 2003
burnt dark meat and breast milk Friday, Jan. 10, 2003
the glass is half full ... half full of urine Tuesday, Jan. 07, 2003
princess and the peeping watch Tuesday, Jan. 07, 2003
high-resolution new year Saturday, Jan. 04, 2003
high-resolution new year Saturday, Jan. 04, 2003

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