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4 pounds: found?
Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004 | link

Two yearsish ago I made these posters, they were all:

LOST:
4 POUNDS
(reward! reward!)

LAST SEEN: in the "ass and thigh" region.

IF FOUND: Please contact me immediately -- these four pounds CAN NOT SURVIVE if fed anything but banana fritters and whole milk.

NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

I ran off about 150 of them on bright orange paper and Jill and I spent an afternoon blanketing all the neighborhood cafes, laundromats, bus stops, and telephone poles with them. And then I waited, and waited, but not one person answered my ad. Disappointment is like a full-time job sometimes, you know?

But now, after all this time, it appears that someone may have found my little lost pounds after all! Life is funny.



(PS: My diary has officially moved over to my official evany.com website. Let's meet up over there!)



(PS: My diary has officially moved over to my official evany.com website. Let's meet up over there!)


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